Toys with adjustable volume

Here is something that I seriously do not understand at all. Lots of my kids' toys have a button on them that you can toggle from quieter volume to louder volume. What kind person actually sets the toys to the louder setting?!

Kids are loud enough. Toys that make sounds get irritating enough after the first ten minutes. Why would anyone deliberately want the toys to be louder than the bare minimum?

Toy company design teams if you are reading my humble blog, what we really need is not quiet and loud volume. We need on/off switches that are child proof so that when I want all sound disabled I can make it happen in a way that my three year old can not turn back on without my assistance.

OK, enough ranting.

Tired parent bloopers

When I am tired I do really doofy things. This tendency is obviously exacerbated by having a newborn or an older baby who is teething, sick, or just decides he would rather not sleep.

For the first time in my life when my second son was about 4 months old I made the classic tired person mistake of driving all the way to Target getting myself, stroller, and baby out of the car and then realizing I did not have my purse. Moreover I had no clue whether it was in my apartment or sitting on the ground of our building's garage in my empty parking space.

Of course there are shocking and tragic stories about tired parents forgetting to take babies out of car seats or putting them on top of their cars and driving away. Let's ignore those colossal and terrible mistakes and focus on the funny and silly ones. What have you readers, those of you who comment anyway, done when you were tired?

Another stupid thing I have done several times when woken up too early in the morning by a baby is take a shower, and at some point midway through the shower completely forget whether I have already washed my hair and then end up washing it twice. Usually after I put the shampoo in the second time I realize that I already used it once.

So what do other people do when exhausted or distracted by the kids?

The Tummy Time controversy

A recent New York Times Health Section had an article with the headline: ‘Tummy Time’ May Not Be Needed.

As this article discusses a new study of Canadian infants born before and after the introduction in 1994 of the "Back to Sleep" campaign shows that there is no difference between the groups in when they started rolling front to back or back to front. Other research seems to indicate that there is also no difference between when kids who sleep on their tummy and back walk (although some of this research shows tummy sleepers did crawl and roll earlier).

Now on to my anecdotal evidence, which as we know is rationally less important but emotionally more relevant. My older son hated tummy time from the get go, but I felt obligated to try it and did for the first few months. He learned to roll both ways at about 4 months. As soon as he learned to roll onto his belly he always slept on his belly, but otherwise did not like to spend time on his belly. If I remember by 8 months he was pulling up to stand up on his own, but not crawling. By 9 months he was traveling short distances by scooting around the floor on his butt in the sitting position, but not crawling. Sometime after he turned 10 months old he finally started crawling. He only crawled for about two months. About two weeks after his 1 year birthday he started walking and within a couple months he was an expert walker and to my dismay runner. I am 100% confident his lack of tummy time did not lead to any problems. He is a very athletic and coordinated kid who learned to run way too fast for me at a very early age.

Little baby baldie.

My younger son loved being on his back from the get go, and big surprise also hated tummy time. He is 7 months old now and since birth has had a little bald spot on the back of his head from where his head rubs when he is in his crib or bouncy chair. At 4 months he learned to roll from his tummy to his back, and since then attempts at tummy time have lasted exactly 2 seconds, which is exactly how long it takes  for him to roll back onto his back. Time will tell if he is a early or late walker, but thanks to my earlier experiences I am not so hung up on crawling this time around. And to be honest it is sort of nice to have a baby that stays put when you put him somewhere!

What both these articles and the medical research emphasizes is that the "milestones" of rolling and crawling are not predictors of developmental delays. They encourage parents not to worry about when their baby crawls. This is not to say that other milestones are not important. A five month old who is unable to hold his head up or a nine month old who is unable to sit unsupported I am guessing would warrant further attention. In the meantime I am not going to feel guilty about depriving my baby of tummy time.

Painting is for kids and parents :)

In the last six months my three year old has really gotten into all forms of coloring and drawing, including painting. I wasn't so keen on joining him when he was using his fingers and the thick chunky paint, but now that he is using a paint brush and watercolors I am finding painting with him to be hugely enjoyable.

There is something so relaxing and satisfying about painting with the water colors. And I'm not talking about being creative, I am talking about me printing a picture of some animal or airplane or car that my son wants to paint then fastidiously painting within the lines.

For example, here is my latest masterpiece.

My new stress reduction technique.

It's not as entertaining as watching Arrested Development or as healthy as going for a jog or a long walk, but it is very calming after a long day. And to be honest last night after my boys were both asleep I spent a few minutes painting by myself!

Meanwhile my son has made great progress in the art department, a big achievement for a kid who is pretty bad at sitting still. He went from thinking crayons were for chewing at 18 months to painting and coloring in the lines at 3.5 years old.

18 months old: crayons are non-toxic for a reason right?

3 years old: using tools appropriately and coloring in the lines!

Unsung Milestones: My 3 year old learns to lie

My older son is 3.5 years old and the other day he started telling one of my all-time favorite lies. A lie that I remember fondly telling my parents time after time when I was a kid.

It goes something like this... My son is in his bedroom making worrisome sounding noises. The noises that sound like maybe something is breaking or about to break. So I say in a sort of stern mommy voice, "What are you doing in there?" And my son replies, "Nothing."

That's it. Blatant lie. In that case I think he was kicking toys around his bedroom. It's happened a few other times, always when he is doing things he knows he is not supposed to be doing.

Now I'm curious if kids generally start doing this at about the same time or if our son has picked up some advanced deception skills somewhere. Any comments from other parents?

Taggies: Just another reason buying stuff for babies is tricky

Babies are tricky. If you don't watch out you will spend tons of money on gadgets and doodads to try to make them sleep, or make them happy, or at the very least keep them entertained, and in all likelihood about half of that stuff is going to lie around unused. In some cases they will use it for a few weeks, or if you are lucky a few months.

When I had my first son we received a cute gift from a friend: a Taggies blanket. It's a little square with tags (as in the tags on clothes) sewn all around it in fabrics of difference colors and textures. My first son had zero interest in this item, maybe less than zero.

Not my son, but you can see what the blanket looks like and how thrilling it is to this baby.

My second son, now almost 7 months old, recently started sucking on all the tags on his burp cloths and receiving blankets. So this morning I dug out the Taggies blanket from a dark recess in our closet and presto his face lit up when I showed it to him and he has been happily exploring the different tags for 20 minutes.

My baby chewing on tags.

For the Bay Area Moms and Dads

Play Cafe is an awesome local Oakland spot to bring your toddler for indoor fun and frolicking while you can sit, put your feet up and enjoy some coffee or a little snack or lunch.

If you have a kid like mine, who likes to roam and sometimes run away, it is really nice to have a confined space so you can keep an eye on him easily.

What I learned from my second baby

Whenever I talk to people who are pregnant or have a newborn and want advice I try to make sure the first thing I tell them is that every pregnancy, every labor and delivery, and every newborn is different so take all advice including mine with a grain of salt.

With my first son who was a colicky and very high needs newborn I heard all sorts of advice and tried all of it only to find myself discouraged that none of the things that worked like a charm for other parents (swaddling, pacifiers, white noise, etc.) made my son noticeably happier. Although I had heard plenty of stories of friends who have one easy pregnancy and then a hard one, one easy delivery and one hard one, and one easy newborn and one hard one I was not convinced my experience would be similar. Besides everything being more exhausting (because I had a toddler to care for), and the notable difference that my second son was breech, my pregnancy felt about the same. I was mentally preparing for another very high needs, possibly colicky baby as I hit the 9th month.

Well my second son is almost 5 months old now and I think I can safely say he was from day one a very very different kid than my older son. So chalk one up to nature and inherited personality traits. My first son as a newborn wanted to be held 24 hours a day if possible, starting his first night in the hospital. And holding was really not enough he wanted to be walked around, sitting and holding him or standing and swaying was just not enough. My first son lived in the Moby wrap for his first few months, my second son tried it once. My second son likes being held while he is eating and sometimes for a little bit afterward, but is equally happy lying on his back or sitting in his bouncy chair.

Here are some other differences, some major some minor.

1. Size differences: Baby 1 was born at 7 lbs 2 oz and was long and lean and never had much baby fat. Baby 2 was born at 7 lbs 11 oz is a relative chunkster with real baby fat folds on his legs (although he's just 50% for height and weight)
2. Happiness differences: Baby 1 loved to laugh and started laughing early. Baby 2 started smiling early and will smile at the drop of the hat, but laughing takes more work.
3. Sadness differences: Baby 1 cried like crazy but never had real tears (you know the salty water leaking from his eyes). Baby 2 does not cry much, but when he does he has big sad alligator tears.
4. Sleep patterns: Baby 1 was a horrific sleeper until 4 months, then sleep training pretty quickly worked miracles and he was a terrific napper and night time sleeper. Baby 2 was a champion sleeper until 3 months then the sh*t hit the fan, and sleep training at 4 months was only a moderate success.  
5. Cosmetic differences: Baby 1 has blond hair, blue eyes, and fair skin (and still does as a 3 year old). Baby 2 was born with a darker complexion, dark brown hair, and gray-blue eyes which look like they will probably turn brown.

They are not total opposites. In four very important ways they are very alike:

1. They were both really social from the get go and loved human interaction.
2. They were both abysmal sleepers for a while, just at different stages.
3. They were both excellent eaters from birth and both took to breastfeeding like a duck to water.
4. They both abhor the infant car seat and would scream endlessly in it (until sleep training and they acquired the ability to self-soothe).

In fact there is only one member of the household who has consistently liked the car seat, TJ.

This black blob with a red collar is TJ, and he loves the car seat, unlike my boys.

Anyone else notice immediate differences between their kids after they were born? I'm guessing there are also parents who happen to have kids who are carbon copies of each other (I am an identical twin so I can understand how this happens). Add your comments and let me know what pattern you saw in your family.

Coloring fun with some help from the internet

When I was a kid I remember spending hours coloring with crayons and markers in coloring books. Just as electronic media is killing paper books I have a feeling that coloring books might be on their way out. Not only are there lots of cool apps for phones and tablets that let your kid color electronically, but even better you can just search the internet for whatever you want to color, print the page, and go.

Lately when my son wants to color with markers or paint I ask him what he wants to draw (train, dinosaur, Elmo, whales, etc.). Then I go online and do a Google image search for "whale coloring". He picks one he likes we print it and we're good to go.

Here is what we worked on this weekend thanks to our new online coloring book technique.

My three year old painted one of these whales, the other whale he commanded me to paint.
Both whale pictures are now hanging on the wall above his bed.

I hope this helps someone else who needs rainy day activity ideas, or needs something that you can do without having to go buy special stuff (except of course for the computer, printer, and internet connection!)

My favorite blog post from one of my favorite blogs

Crappy Pictures is a hilarious parenting blog, and for those of who sometimes feel crazy trying to take care of our kids a recent post, "Parenting - I Quit", hits the nail on the head.

Here is a preview:

Yes I adore my kids, I know the author of this blog also adores her kids. But anyone who has not been driven to the brink of desperation once in a while by their kids either has a little baby who has not learned to do crazy toddler things yet, is not spending enough time with their kids, has the world's only perfect child, or should be nominated for sainthood.

Go read the Crappy Pictures blog, it will make your day.

Apparently I'm a big boy

My husband and I love the fact that our three year old's language skills are improving everyday. I love the way he tries so hard to use words and phrases correctly, but makes really funny mistakes.

Last night my son wanted to play puzzles with me. We have these 12 piece Melissa and Doug puzzles that come in packs of four that he has loved since he was about 2 years old. He has the dinosaur puzzles and the vehicle puzzles.

He asked me to "take turns" with the puzzles, explaining that he wanted to do a puzzle then it would be my turn. When it was my turn I started my puzzle then asked if he wanted to help me fit the pieces together. He said, "Mama you don't need help, you a big boy."

For any readers who do not know, I am most definitely not a boy. But gender doesn't make much sense to three year olds and the whole "his" and "her" vocabulary mystifies my son.

Looking at the world through my son's eyes it makes perfect sense that to him "big boy" is a phrase which means "you can do something by yourself". I am constantly telling him big boys get dressed by themselves, big boys go on the potty, big boys put on their own shoes, etc. It just cracks me up how his brain synthesizes this stuff. 

Youtube Kid Snippets

A good friend told me about the Kid Snippets channel on Youtube and pointed me to some of the hilarious videos of adults acting out kid conversations (kid voices and adult actors).

Try math class, drivers ed, or dance class.

I'm always happy to find humorous ways to waste my time online, feel free to share other ideas in the comments. And I do love lolcats, so don't be shy.

Why I love the interwebz

The interwebz can't always solve your problems. But it can usually make you laugh and remind you that you are not alone.

This morning I googled "three month old baby won't go back to sleep at night" because my baby boy is having a spate of horrible nights when he is up for 1-2 hours after breastfeeding and just won't go back to sleep. I found this fantastic response, excerpted here from the AskMoxie.org blog.

Unfortunately, if you've tried all the tricks (rocking, singing, swaddling, sitting on the couch with the lights off and Food Network on very low in the background, bouncing him on the balance ball, gripe water, mylecon, chamomilla pellets, standing on your head singing the theme to "Barney Miller," praying to the diety of your choice, singing "Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep little asshole" to the tune of "Lullabye and Goodnight," sobbing uncontrollably, threatening to send him in a box to your mother's house, getting a white noise machine, handing him to your partner and going into the guest room to sleep, and just lying next to him on the bed listening to him cry), then there's probably nothing left to try. Once he goes through the next developmental spurt (at 12 weeks) he'll probably start going back to sleep after he eats again.

I haven't tried the "go to sleep little asshole" trick yet, but the idea had me spitting my coffee out in laugher. And I won't write it off, every night is a new opportunity for desperate measures.

Here is the cutie pie who is driving me to madness in the middle of the night:

I can't wait until we do some sleep training and get this kid to be able to fall back asleep on his own!

In Love with Grocery Delivery

One of my friends mentioned to me that since the birth of her second child she found our local grocery delivery service from Safeway supermarkets to be a lifesaver. When she told me this it was like someone handed me a winning lottery ticket. Grocery shopping was never easy with one very active toddler, and now that I have the toddler plus the newborn it was going to be a holy terror. Yes, my husband or I could just go shopping on the weekend or late at night when one of us could stay home with the kids, but really who wants to waste their precious free time that way?

So I tried grocery delivery through Safeway, our big local supermarket chain. The first delivery is free so you have nothing to lose.

Here is what I like about it:
1. When you login to their website you can shop by history online, which mean they keep lists of everything you ever bought. So if there are staples you buy all the time you can find them and add them to your cart immediately.
2. You can shop on the couch in your pajamas while breastfeeding - enough said.
3. The fee for delivery is minimal and depends on (at least for Safeway) the amount you are spending and the delivery window you select (i.e. one hour, two hour, four hour) The more you spend and the bigger delivery window you select the lower the delivery charge. That said I think the highest charge I saw on their website was $13 and the lowest $4.
4. Safeway emails out promotions and free delivery coupons, so I have yet to pay anything for delivery.
5. My store specifically says on their website that delivery truck drivers do not accept tips - so no added expense there.
6. They bring the groceries to the door, and even better will carry them right over to the kitchen counter for me to unload them!

Here is what I don't like:
1. I have only done delivery twice, but the last time I did it they brought me a gallon of milk that had a "sell by" date of just a few days away. I know this is not a big deal, but I like to find the containers with the latest sell-by dates.
2. You do inevitably forget one thing on your list and if it is crucial you may need to run out the store to get it. Of course a more organized menu-planner and shopper could avoid this issue.
3. You do not get the joy/pain or wandering around the store finding items that you'd like to try or that you did not know you wanted but you decide to buy.

Here is what I do not miss at all anymore:
1. Racing through the store trying to accomodate a toddler whose attention span for sitting in a shopping cart is 20 minutes (even when provided with a snack to keep him busy).
2. Figuring out how to carry both the newborn and toddler in the store using some combination of carseat, shopping cart, and baby carrier.
3. Finally getting home and realizing I need to find the shopping cart stored in our parking garage in order to load the groceries from my car into the cart, then up in the elevator, down the hall and into our apartment (while managing kids). Oh right, and then I need to go back down to the garage to return our the apartment building's shopping cart.

Here is the FAQ about Safeway Grocery Delivery. Happy stress free shopping!

Finding a gift for a grandma with everything

I Heart Grandma Design Mug

Shutterfly custom cards for Valentines Day, Easter & Mother's Day.

View the entire collection of cards.

My grandma has everything she wants and needs. Except for enough photos of her great-grandchildren. So after planning on making a photo mug for her for a long time I finally did it on Shutterfly. It only took about five minutes once I had photos selected to use. Have any of my readers used Shutterfly or other websites to order photo gifts? How did the gifts turn out?

 

Bye Bye Infant's Tylenol/Acetaminophen

I had Kaiser health insurance for six months and loved their comprehensive services. Since during that time I was pregnant I have continued to receive a series of emails from Kaiser called the "Healthy Babies Newsletter". The most recent newsletter geared toward 2 month old babies informed me that manufacturers are discontinuing infant tylenol/acetaminophen, which is a extra concentrated version of their liquid children's medicine.

Here is Kaiser's description of the change and their very helpful dosage chart. Parents like me who have lots of infant tylenol left in my medicine shelf appreciate the notification of the change and also the clear instructions for the correct dosage of both versions of the medicine. Also I'm glad I read this now, because I can just picture myself searching fruitlessly for twenty minutes in the pharmacy for infant tylenol before finally going to ask a pharmacist only to learn it does not exist any more.

Here is an excerpt from Kaiser's newsletter:

"Before you give your child any kind of acetaminophen* (Tylenol) for pain or fever, we want you to be aware of an important medication change.

Concentrated infant acetaminophen drops are being phased out and will no longer be produced by manufacturers. Instead, a new liquid formula is available.
The new liquid formula has a different concentration (strength) from the infant drops (older formula). Infant drops are 3 times more concentrated (stronger) than the liquid suspension, so dosing directions will be different.

If you give your baby any form of acetaminophen, please use extra caution. You may have concentrated infant drops on hand at home. These drops are still safe to use as long as you use the correct dose for your baby's weight."

And here is Kaiser's handy dosage chart:

Weight Age	Infants' Concentrated Drops (Dropper) 80 mg/0.8 mL	New Infants' Liquid (Syringe) 160 mg/5 mL	Children's Liquid Suspension 160 mg/5 mL
6-11 lbs. 1-5 months	0.4 mL (40 mg)	1.25 mL (4  0 mg)	1.25 mL (40 mg)
12-17 lbs. 6-11 months	0.8 mL (80 mg)	2.5 mL (80 mg)	2.5 mL (80 mg)
18-23 lbs. 12-23 months	1.2 mL (120 mg)	3.75 mL (120 mg)	3.75 mL (120 mg)

Thank you Kaiser!

Here is more info on the upcoming change on the Tylenol.com website.